Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Politics of Envy

Cattle class with Continental Airlines again, going back to Houston from Honolulu. On the ground, I briefly chat to my seat mate who is a Sophomore student from Baylor University Waco, returning from Spring Break. As the conversation comes to it's natural cordial end, she informs me that her friends are up front in business class. Her parent are not 'rich enough to afford that' she says.

Wow. College is expensive enough as it is but include a spring break in Hawaii. Not only that but First Class.

On take off, I attempt some sleep. I dream of my travel during my college days.

First memory that come into my mind is the trip to Wales from North of London on my motorbike. Imagine countryside, fields of wheat, hedgerows, trees and sunny, blue sky warm weather. When you've stopped imaging that, fast forward a few months and the same fields are stubble, hedgerows and trees have no leaves. The weather is near, at or below freezing and it is windy with dark Grey skies. A near 200 mile trip now needs additional 1 hour 30 minutes because of the thaw outs every 60 mile at the service stations. I had to wear multiple pullovers and coats but it still chilled my bones. Brr. I pull my blanket over me.

I continue my dreams which drift to the trips to Paris and Amsterdam care of the 'Arts Society'. These 'Arts Society' trips were weekend bus trips subsidized by our Student Union. After these 2 trips, we had exhausted our funding and the society folded. Fun in Amsterdam when we discovered the coffee shops didn't really sell coffee.

Third dream was of the two week travel driving around Europe after graduation but before work. 3 of us driving around with no particular plan. Terry M. got the car. John C. had responsibility for getting the road maps. My job was the idea and the ferry tickets. Journey started off well with Terry and I leaving ~3:30 am when we get to John's house, we had to bang door down. John and house mates had just completed a house party. John wakes up sh'tfaced, grabs some stuff we drive to Dover and get on Ferry. We drive into Calais and at first major motorway junction I ask John for map. “Uhm, I've left it in London...”. We pretty much winged it from there based on memory map of Europe.

By now, I am fast asleep. I wake up not too much before the plane lands and as we get off, the 'orphan Annie' student who had to slum it in coach meets up her First class buddies. I was taken amazed by their “ordinary-ness”. I was expecting Paris Hilton's but instead, I was seeing Allentown Hotel 6 and Detroit Travel Lodge. They looked so cheap ! Wearing the same old branded stuff as every other teenager. I guess if they were that rich, they'd be in an Ivy League school instead of Baylor. Maybe they were flying on airmiles.

As I drive home from airport, I ask myself what is bugging me about students flying first class?

- Is it the fact that rich parents pamper their offspring by buying them this lifestyle?

- Is it that students should travel by their coach to accelerate their fiscal independence?

- Is it that students should be backpacking instead of going to Hawaii?

- Should all students travel coach to stop driving up price for business travelers?

Nope, it is not that.

- Is it even about the socioeconomic unfareness of living standards of US society compared with what I had seen in Manila and around the Philippines?

No, It is more basic than that.

I am jealous. They got to fly 1st and I didn't.

Lucky Bastards.

Phileas Fogg,
Houston, Texas
21st March 2008

Talking 'bout my generation

"People try to put us down. Just because we get around". Roger Daltrey.

Today, I read an article in UK's Daily Telegraph "Drunken 'Saga louts' causing trouble abroad'".
A new breed of older Britons is drinking too much on holiday and causing the sort of trouble normally associated with the younger generation, the Foreign Office warns today.

More than one in 10 older travellers do not follow the same safety advice they would give to their children An increasing number of 50-somethings - known as "Saga louts" - are over-indulging in alcohol and food and becoming abusive to locals, an analysis of surveys shows.
For those who don't get the joke, 'saga lout' is a play on Lager louts, a term for youths drunk on lager beer and "Saga" is an UK travel firm for the over 50's.

Rania Kossiori, the British vice-consul on the Greek island of Rhodes, said: "Most problems that we see with the older generation of Brits arise from over-consumption of alcohol and food. Drinking and staying too long in the sun can make you ill and undertaking strenuous activity like going swimming or snorkelling after a large meal can put you in unnecessary danger - people have drowned this way.

I am shocked I tell ya. Brits misbehaving abroad ! Afterall, this will be the generation of the mods and rockets and later, the ORIGINAL soccer hooligans from 1970's. The music of 'Slade', and 'Ziggy Stardust'. The Times of skinheads, Lambchop sideburns and Doc Martins.

Before the US laugh too hard at theLimeys, let's take a look at our aging population. All the financial advisor commercials about Baby Boomers jumping out of airplanes in their retirement. Forgetaboutit. Too fat, Too poor, Too lazy.

The reality is all the Seniors who 'rebelled' will carry their rebillion to their retirement home. The future is of tatooed grannies trading their Hogs for powered scooters. The logo on their jacket will be modified to "Live to ride, ride to uhm, sorry my memory isn't too good these days".

The 'Tramp stamps' become 'Gramps stamps'

Perhaps we should all just f-fade away.

Phileas Fogg.
Houston, Texas.
20th March 2008

PS: and don't try dig what we all say...

Sunday, March 9, 2008

The Phantom of the Operator: A Ghost call at premium rates.



It is lunchtime in Baguio City, Philippines and I happen to look at my cellphone. I realize with horror that it was connected to a call. I am making a phantom call by accidentally pressing a button whilst in my pocket.

I quickly end the call and looked at call history to find out where and for how long.

Ruh Ruh as Scobby Doo would say: I had made a 90 minutes international call to my voicemail back in the US.

ARGHHH! This is going to cost me a pretty penny as it is roaming rates. Not only that but I have nobody to blame but myself.

Still luckily I see the funny side… Not.

I will tomorrow though as I add it to my alternative resume of anti-accomplishments.

Yours, kicking himself.

Phileas Fogg.
9th March 2008: Baguio City